Craigslist Honors Michael Jackson

A collection of Craigslisters celebrating the King of Pop in their own special way.

Pretty Old Thing, Repeat After Me...

Wanna Be Starting Something? (Before the Memorial Service)

Some People Will Do Anything for Diet Slice & Peanuts

Only ONE Name Spells Authenticity

Cooled, Condensed Air & Asti Spumante

Comfort Dick? I Bet Dirty Diana Had A Lot of That in the Eighties

Forecast: Partly Rhinestone with a Slight Chance of Fingering

Dear Madonna

I would not want you adopting my child, either.

Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything

You know about the Duggars, right? The family with 18 kids? Of course you do.

If you haven't already, I highly recommend you check out their totally uncensored, non-TLC-watered-down family website.

Josh and Anna have their own blessed URL, which is where I found the links you're about to behold:

Anna & Josh Duggar Gift Registry at Bed, Bath & Beyond

Anna & Josh Duggar Gift Registry at Wal-Mart

I don't know why, but I am excited BEYOND WORDS about getting to see their taste in flatware. And cereal bowls.

This is way more important than, say, doing laundry because I've been freestyling for 3 days sans underwear or working on what I owe my editors.

Oh yeah, and they're EXPECTING A BABY.

I look forward to attending the shower.

ShawWow, ShamFound

all images courtesy Flickr. all reviews courtesy InformercialRatings.com.

Hi, it's Vince from ShamWow!

I'm here with ShamBaby...

ShamCat...

ShamDrunkGirl...

ShamFerret*...
*product not pictured

and ShamGod

to tell you about the product that will eliminate urine from your RV and Olympic Divers use AS A TOWEL!

But don't take my word for it...

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It stinks and i don't like it

3/28/2009 - Tony Peretti of Ma, usa writes:

I bought one and when i recieved it i tried using it when Ramone urinated on the floor. It did not clean it up and it made more of a mess.

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P.O.S.

3/19/2009 - Steve of Oklahoma, USA writes:

This product does not work at all. I would have had better luck using the box they came in to dry my wifes car. Never trust a pitch man the looks like Beavis. P.O.S.

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Turd

11/27/2008 - J'Rocl of Iowa, USA writes:

This product is a big joke. "Buy now we cant do this all day" is what they say on the info. Almost a year later and they are still trying to sell this. I bet spray on hair was a better product then this. The only thing I use my SHAMWOW for is a Tug toy for my German Shepard, and he barely like it.

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But we can't do this all day.

Are you following me, Camera Guy?

Peace out!

How ya livin Biggie Smallz?

I love it when you call me Big Ga-to

Throw your hands in the air, if you'se a true player

I love it when you call me Big Ga-to

To the honies gettin money playin niggaz like dummies


I love it when you call me Big Ga-to

If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place

Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby

Bay-bee

non-feline version

Pretty fucking sick, Hotmail...

fun with google image search: 'church dress'

This is a party baby. Let there be no doubt. You're all like, "SHHHHH, baby! We're in church!" and she's all like, "Fuck that, I'm going to put on mommy's leg garter! What up, Father O'Donovan? Pass the wine!"

Hey Future Shitty Popular Girl: Why don't you do the kids in your 9th grade class a favor and nibble on some of that poinsettia for a while?

Leopold and Debra met on DoggieChristianSingles. She introduced him to the Missionary position. He introduced her to blotting paper and obscure Renaissance architecture.

Don't worry, little one. I know a good torso tailor. He does excellent work. Very little scarring.

Isn't it weird how you can just look at someone and know what their deviled eggs would probably taste like?

Oh Krystal. I don't know if it's appropriate for Bible school, but I do love that you look like a dressy Hershey's Special DARK.

She looks like a rose. The silk kind you buy in a tube, right before you chuck it out and make it into a crack pipe.

SECT 104F ADVANCED FLORAL ARRANGING, WITH PROFESSOR BABY YODA: In this course students will continue to build upon and refine all previously established bouquet-making techniques, including Sith Lord funeral arrangements, nerf-herder gift baskets, and Wookie corsages. All students must complete a Jedi Knight centerpiece as their final project.