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10 Halloween Costumes for Pat Kiernan

Pat Kiernan, or "KierKier" as I like to call him, is my favorite news anchor on New York 1. He's the only person I can tolerate speaking to me in the morning. No one can speak to me in the morning. Not even my boyfriend.

Since he gives so very much to me, and so very much to us all, I thought he might like some SUPER FREE, SUPER GREAT ideas for Halloween costumes.

#1: JASON KIERNAN

#2: 1950'S ANCHORMAN KIERNAN

#3: RADIOACTIVE PIRATE KIERNAN WHO IS ABOUT TO PROPOSE

#4: SEXY KITTY KIERNAN WHO'S OUT FOR A DRINK WITH THE GIRLS

#5: BEARDED KIERNAN WHO GOT CAUGHT IN THE SNOW

#6: BEAR ATTACK KIERNAN

#7: KIERNAN IN SERIOUS PERIL FROM A GIANT ANCHOR-EATING SPIDER WHO SOMEHOW GOT INTO THE STUDIO

#8: UPSIDE-DOWN KIERNAN WHO IS FRIENDS WITH TWO TEDDY BEARS

#9: METAL KIERNAN

#10: HAMMERHEAD SHARK TANK KIERNAN

What's YOUR dream costume for Mr. Kiernan? Here's your base photo. Now go to Picnik and create your own!

I am writing a book.

Even cooler, it's ALREADY ON SALE.

Because I am writing a book, I do not have time to blog as blog as I'd like. I will save files or links or pictures on my desktop, hoping to one day share them. Then I will delete them all when it gets too cluttered and I cannot see my kitten wallpaper as clearly as I require.

Anyway. Enough of this. I'm just going to give them to you. Without comment. Without fanfare.

Think of me as Shelley Winters meets Khalil Gibran. Only more lazy.
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#1
From Chord & Sorcery's "Hall of Hunks", this 10 Top Things I Notice About Rock Stars essay.

#2
This awesome photo from a web site that sells ballet apparel:
#3
These tasteful Insane Clown Posse Wedding Goblets, available for purchase on eBay.

#4
This instructor photo from The Learning Annex:

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The Sartorial Satirist

"More than the Comme Des Garcons black/green camo jacket, I love the gentle spirit of this young man.

For me, the whole shot is about the way he holds his hands and his posture.

This is where personal interpretation comes into play -

Is he housebroken? obdurate? hungry for sea urchin and carrot foam?

Is he recovering from recent dental surgery or terrified of becoming suddenly and uncontrollably airborne, despite his Joan Rivers Classics Collection neck adornment?

My genuisy fashiony skinnier-than-your bloated JC Penney trouser-ensconced brain wonders..."


Head on over to The Sartorialist for the original y'all.

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